Mater
26 November 2006

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Howdy y'all! My name is Mater, as in tamater widout the Ta. I'm from
Missoura but my twin brother Gary, he's a city slicker and he owns this here Kona
coffee farm in Hawaii.  I tell you what, this farm sure is purdy and the Kona
coffee is tastier than a jug of Pa's moonshine. Only problem is, when I went
out huntin for some grub, I found this here E-Lectric fence. It ain't like
I'm ignert or nothin, but when I touched it, it done bit me. Ain't
like the bob war fences we got back home.
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